Funny Quotes

I think that abyss likes me.
… Then again, what doesn’t kill me???
When did 'memorandum' lose the b???
Selective blurring, but for real life.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Don't be conceived by first impressions.
Whatever you set ablaze, call a trail!
Some people will stop at nothing.

... As for me, I keep right on going to the negative integers.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my second worst.
Female cross dressing?

What woman hasn’t dressed in anger now and then?
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