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Name: SAM | age : 15 | country: ENGLAND |
status: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life |
About me:
Hi :) I’m Sam.
I’m a 16-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk.
Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me:
I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.
I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny
Bruce.
I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete
meltdown whenever a cockroach is near.
What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to
think.
I’m a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.
I don’t believe in censorship.
Space exploration has been a great passion of mine ever since I was little. Looking beyond the
confines of our tiny planet to understand distant planets, stars, galaxies, and the universe as a
whole is so vastly complex and breathtakingly beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t mind becoming an
astronaut—mainstream, I know.
I am completely and utterly fanatic over K-pop. More spastically a boy band that goes by the
name of EXO. I have a weird fetish over Korea
n guys okay?.....
I’m currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to
be obscenely rich and famous.
I think I’m getting there.
Don’t take me too seriously.
I don’t.
Friends
YOU
My love
WU YIFAN
Bye xox
check out my blog sometime :)
http://impolse.wordpress.com/ .
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troye is bae
BUT SAM GAL I MISS YOU. DID YOU DIE ON KIK???
and u still like exo or nah
So yeah that was my day. It's about as interesting as it gets if I'm honest haha :P
you're welcome
must not forget to wish your highness an exquisite birthday tomorrow! You're finally 16. which means you are officially legal *wiggles eyebrows* lol im only pulling your leg you innocent little turtle. Im going round on Saturday with your presents. I spent like 50 pounds on you may I just add. Aren't I the best sammi? X
Seriously? why are you spending so much money on me you idiot? Jesus Christ you spend money like its going out of style
I like you too!
khaebsonggggg c:<<<
I REMEMEBER WAITING MONTHS FOR IT TO COME OUT AND I REMEMBER WATCHING THE FIRTS EPISODE AND DECORVERNG THAT KRIS IS LIKE THE DORKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
I just love watching them. even if all the do is eat. I don't care. they look hot while doing it <3
I WISH THEY WOULD MAKE A NEW ONE. WITH KRIS.
ASDFGHJKAIDHUIDH WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO T^T stupid SM.
HAHAHA YEAH HE WAS SOO ADORABLE<3
i know right, he's so different from what i expected xD he's hilarious though
yeaaaah <3 even when they eat really quickly it looks ♥.♥ lol unlike me when i eat pahah.
how are you?
Yeah, they are. xD
ANYWAY. What have you been up to since the last time we talked?
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1381096126/4180784.gif
*casually stalking you*
stalk all you like my friend. im not even creeped out. so go forth. stalk your little heart out :D
YAAAAY xD
OMG WHEN I SAW THE GIF ON TUMBLR I WAS LIKE I MUST HAVE THAT ON MY PROFILE I MUUUSSSTTT!!!!!!
ITS TOO ADORABLE I CANT
WELL YOU THOUGHT RIGHT!!!
is he your bias?
and omfg our awkwardly awesome conversation on wattpad:'D
YOU ARE DAMN CORRECT MY FRIEND! I am crazy about this man I have this massive poster of him on my wall and I have these pj's with his drawings printed on them
haha that conversation started off pretty awkward but its not anymore because we're like, best friends now lol :P
i knowww.
SERIOUSLY? WTH WOW XD i wish i had pj's with xiumin's face on them, sigh.
omg did you hear though, ages ago someone was selling D.O's underwear HAHAHA
and apparently it had.... a bit of his hair on it EWWW ;P
yaaaas <3
what
what
we have to be friends okay bye
the moment i found out you were a exo-l i was like yus we're bffs already xD
i'm good thank you how are you
YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON ON HERE I'VE MET WHO REALLY LIKES EXO WHICH IMMEDIATELY MAKES YOU A GREAT HUMAN BEING XX
honestly i love the song and video
wendy has become my favorite :)
let me do that. let me go check them out right now
I love parties too! Food is a great quality of parties. Lol, I tend to like talking to people at parties because they're my friends. xD
However, food and friends isn't always a good mix. At the party, my three friends locked themselves inside the house with the last plate of cupcakes and the rest of us were all stuck outside, so my two guy friends decided to try and climb to the roof to get in through the window. Then after a while, one of my guy friends who went inside came out and said "the kabob of evil has already locked all the upstairs windows" and then proceeded to yell at my idiot guy friends for trying to climb into a window on the second floor. My friends for ya.
haha your friends sound awesome tbh
its quite scary so I have to close my eyes every time i come on to your profile to avoid looking at it
that cat at the ends pretty cute though. how do you get gifs on your profile anyway?
Personally I find that gif impeccably adorable. Common man it's troye sivan. Best youtube ever
Yeah he's called kevin and I've had him for six months now.
Oh I've already explained this to somebody on one of my quotes
pttp://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/7000872
Not the best explanation I'll admit but it's the best I've got buddy
aw pink. that's cute. :P
I went to a party today tho. #swag
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Someone say paaartaaayyy??? Man I love parties. But I only go for the free food. After I eat until my guts collapse I just go home. But it's so annoying when people try to talk to me when I go to parties like bro, I did not come here to socialize with you people just bring me the food and leave me to it #thuglife yow
sadly park bom is being kicked off ugh she was one of my faves.
haven't you seen the two episodes of d.os drama yet, they're so good and sad >.<
omfg baekhyun is on ep 13 of roommate
im watching it now but it has no subs so im just making up what they're saying lol.
it's such a shame
OMG NOOO I HAVE NOT T^T I need to watch it. I feel like im letting kyungsoo down.
YES YES I KNOW OMG I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MY CHANBEAK FEELS >.<
he kept holding his hand and stuff awe baekyeol ^.^
omfg did you hear about taos and luhans injury?
they both hurt their legs and luhan looked really upset on stage :((
This is the first I've hears of this and I just searched it up. Awh my poor babies...taos been through enough pain as it is with kris leaving and all and luhan.is always getting leg injuries. I just saw a fancam of their concert recorded a few days ago and all you see is tao struggling to stand up straight, his entire face in pain while mama suho supports him by holding him by the waist. My heart just broke a little then. And I didn't see luhan on stage? I hope they're all okay...